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I'm hoping....
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started by
tjshere
(12.07.2001 6:00:10 AM EST)
The the Tali-flush doesn't completely eject them from the plane. I would prefer it to sweep them into the tank under the plane's restroom.
I bought a round trip ticket once, and the guy said, "Where to?".. and I said, "back here."
Tackle Lunatic ?
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started by
marvin
(12.07.2001 2:01:12 AM EST)
Can't wait to see that light up !
Better and cheaper....
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started by
sweetiepeach
(12.07.2001 0:41:58 AM EST)
...protection for our pilots would be to post two extremely horny, PMS'ing ladies outside the cockpit. Any terrorists would either get f*cked to death, or have the shit beat out of them!
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