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#51 There are 63,360 inches in a mile.
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is so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
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Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? A. You RUN because she has a grenade in her mouth!
Even the good looking guy looks worried. Maybe the little guy bangs the chick on the even days and the guy on the odd days.
Oh, what the hell
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started by
tjshere
(11.09.2001 7:52:58 AM EST)
Since you can't remember, do them both. What else have you got to do? Besides, that will cheer up the guy on the left. He looks really bummed.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Odd or Even...
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started by
roger
(11.09.2001 6:50:00 AM EST)
Either way, she's screwed.
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Sorry guys,
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started by
willi
(11.09.2001 2:10:22 AM EST)
I need my private time. I do not intend on just resting my head upon the biggest log on the island.
This piece of wood will definitely make her "bark" like a dog.
It's definitely an odd day
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started by
willi
(11.09.2001 1:51:31 AM EST)
because I've never pictured Sylvester Stallone, Tina Louise and Danny DeVito having a threesome.
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