"If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all." - Remarks to the Hispanic Scholarship Fund Institute, Washington, D.C., May 22, 2001
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"When I give the order abandon ship, it doesn't matter what time I leave. If some people want to stay, they can stay." Captain Yiannis of the cruise liner 'Oceanos', which sank off the cost of Africa (Avranas was one of the first to get off the ship.)
Snapple Facts
#71 There is a town called "Big Ugly" in West Virginia.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
One Liners
Q. What do you call santa's helpers? A. Subordinate clauses.
Communion Bread bait to, I bet
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started by
marvin
(12.02.2001 4:05:14 AM EST)
reminds me of the old football (soccer) line :-
"Jesus saves, but Regis knocks in the rebounds"
Holy Mackerel!
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started by
luvly1
(12.02.2001 1:50:18 AM EST)
I bet that is where the Jesus fish came from!...Now if that water would just be wine....:)
Dances with bass...
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started by
beckdaddy
(12.02.2001 0:45:04 AM EST)
my favorite chapter and verse. Funny as sh*t toon, Rooster!!
Nice Shot!
And on the.....
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  started by
sweetiepeach
(12.02.2001 0:37:52 AM EST)
...seventh day, God rested...at the lake with His buddies and a cooler full of cold ones...:)
~SweetiePeach~
~a.k.a. Scary Fairy~
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