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Laughing @ Grand but
(2 replies)
started by
kweenbee
(12.03.2001 6:48:34 PM EST)
they ain't know way this woman is going to get pregnant. Good toon, Rooster
Ah well
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started by
marvin
(12.03.2001 2:23:43 AM EST)
at least he learnt one thing from his first marrriage ..... pity he didn't learn not to get married again !
Oh well, its only money, and now I know I'd be money ahead if I'd have only rented it by the hour!!!
Hey, it was worth it
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started by
tjshere
(12.03.2001 1:18:26 AM EST)
From the looks of things, she was probably attending a NOW meeting anyway. Mooooooooo!
Never fear.....TJ's here!
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