"But I also made it clear to (Vladimir Putin) that it's important to think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe." -George W. Bush, May 1, 2001
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Snapple Facts
#6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
One Liners
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
These two would need a mirrow to see if they had a Hard On.
As the story goes...
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proverbialchump
(12.04.2001 7:54:13 AM EST)
it wasnt a glass slipper that the prince tried on all them step sisters for a perfect fit.
Little Boy Blue-he needed the money.
At midnight
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started by
tjshere
(12.04.2001 5:50:13 AM EST)
Her carriage turned into a cheap motel room.
Next up, for you fans of golden showers: The Princess and the Pee.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Something tells me
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marvin
(12.04.2001 2:57:58 AM EST)
she lost more than her glass slipper and the Prince's balls were a sight to behold !
Poor Buttons - undone again !
This is a double feature....
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started by
sweetiepeach
(12.04.2001 1:06:06 AM EST)
...playing with "Little Red Riding Ho"...with a bonus showing of "Snow White and the Seven Dicks"...:)
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
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