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Lucky Day

By: RogerPublished: 03/26/2002
 
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This guy has a great opportunity unfolding in front of him.

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    do you ....... (0 replies)
    started by dtahellyeah
    (03.26.2002 1:20:48 PM EST)

    want it shaken or stired?

    DON'T TRUST ANYONE

    Look at... (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (03.26.2002 1:10:39 PM EST)

    how all the guys are dressed, I think she wandered into the wrong bar.

    " OUCH!!! i smashed my finger today :( "

    Hahahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (03.26.2002 11:20:27 AM EST)

    In total sympathy with TJ.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    She's in the wrong bar! (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (03.26.2002 9:32:11 AM EST)

    The gay blade with the cuffs on his jeans probably needs to check with his boyfriend first!

    My number is printed in all womens bathrooms for just such an emergency!

    Hey Lady! (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.26.2002 9:09:26 AM EST)


    I'm not easy......but I can be had.

    if he doesn't jump on that one.. (0 replies)
    started by sassygal
    (03.26.2002 8:03:55 AM EST)

    He's crazier than half the people around here.. haha!

    Great toon Roger!

    now where's my redneck?

    Me too (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.26.2002 4:46:37 AM EST)

    I haven't had one in a while.

    I mean my own, you perverts.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    nice pickup line lady .... (4 replies)
    started by marvin
    (03.26.2002 2:06:45 AM EST)

    get your coat, you've scored with me!

    I wonder if he's uncomfortable... (0 replies)  
    started by nakedcanuck
    (03.26.2002 0:16:34 AM EST)


    ...with that horseshoe so far up his ass.

    The Naked Canuck
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