"There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again." - Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
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"Public speaking is the best thing I hate." — Yogi Berra
Snapple Facts
#64 Strawberries contain more Vitamin C then oranges.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side!
One Liners
Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit? A. Unique up on it.
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
No Values
(4 replies)
started by
proverbialchump
(03.27.2002 6:12:21 AM EST)
Me and your Mom think you are getting a little to involved with the Catholic church.
The Birds & Bees
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started by
marvin
(03.27.2002 2:15:06 AM EST)
and dads advanced state of myopia !
Wonder if he/she is pregnant?
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started by
roger
(03.27.2002 1:20:26 AM EST)
What will they talk about? What advice could he possible offer? These and other questions on the next Jerry Springer.
Just protecting my sheep
Son, I don't mind...
(2 replies)
started by
willi
(03.27.2002 1:17:25 AM EST)
that you're wearing your mother's fishnet stockings, but can you please return my push-up bra?
this is funny..
(7 replies)
started by
acidinterval
(03.27.2002 1:05:46 AM EST)
all my parents did is sit me down in front of the television, late one night and had me watch cable.
ah
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started by
jonauc99
(03.27.2002 0:33:08 AM EST)
this brings me back to my youth....
-=Jon=-
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