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Cheers Cremation

By: RogerPublished: 04/10/2002
 
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    LMAO@Naked's Reply! (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (04.10.2002 9:05:24 PM EST)

    Well...well.....That's just swell!
    Cause once he sweeps them...you're going to.....LOL...fill in the blank!

    It's a joke NC!...:)
    Just had to make a rhyme!
    Please don't take it seriously....:)

    why not..... (2 replies)
    started by dtahellyeah
    (04.10.2002 2:47:27 PM EST)

    your wife doesn't care she is banging away with some guy called grand patron,and you son is sleeping with tjshere,and by the way dta is nailing you wife as well,so yeah go ahead.

    But you can trust ME Don't Trust Anyone

    Now I lay me down to sleep (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (04.10.2002 11:31:48 AM EST)


    I pray, the bartender, my ashes to sweep.

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    That would be an improvement (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (04.10.2002 8:56:00 AM EST)


    ....over all the times you've pissed your pants on that Bar Stool.

    Get your... (1 reply)
    started by proverbialchump
    (04.10.2002 8:07:42 AM EST)

    ash outta my bar.

    Hey GP, you gotta "thats weak" comment award for me?

    Sounds good..... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (04.10.2002 3:56:56 AM EST)

    until someone sneezes.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    sure.. (1 reply)
    started by acidinterval
    (04.10.2002 2:12:28 AM EST)

    every other drunk and asshole, filp thier ashes all over the bar, why not!

    exceptions always outnumber the rules.

    Yeah, why not (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (04.10.2002 2:05:40 AM EST)

    it'll make a change from the puke you usually leave behind.

    A dream come true (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (04.10.2002 1:10:54 AM EST)

    A lush's vision of the future


    Just protecting my sheep

    hell yeah (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (04.10.2002 0:42:50 AM EST)

    The drinks will slide easier.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    i know this guy (0 replies)  
    started by sokmonkey1
    (04.10.2002 0:01:14 AM EST)

    NORM!!

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