"So on behalf of a well-oiled unit of people who came together to serve something greater than themselves, congratulations." -George W. Bush, in remarks to the University of Nebraska women's volleyball team, the 2001 national champions, May 31, 2001
Random Quote
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." — Mae West
Snapple Facts
#2 Animals that lay eggs dont have belly buttons.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
One Liners
Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A: Shoot him again.
You must register to participate in this discussion.
Distraction..
(0 replies)
started by
acidinterval
(04.13.2002 3:34:15 PM EST)
technique.. while this guy takes off with the lead, everyone else will hang back and look for someone with no pants.
Well.......
(0 replies)
started by
tjshere
(04.12.2002 6:32:06 AM EST)
We know he won't be winning by a nose.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Strangely
(0 replies)
started by
marvin
(04.12.2002 2:24:20 AM EST)
it's the female runner saying that.
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Hahahahahaha
(0 replies)
started by
kweenbee
(04.12.2002 0:20:41 AM EST)
I hate it when they stand on my penis. Can't they think of something else to do with it? ^5
in the cut and paste version holds the current record for most goofs in one picture. Combined effort of me and SweetiePeach.
Just thought I'd pass that along.
Just protecting my sheep
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
