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acidinterval
(04.13.2002 5:07:29 PM EST)
good one roger ^5
In my attempt to play a practical joke on my neighbors, I sprinkled aproximatly 10 lbs. of small lima beans throughout thier lawn and gardens. With all the rain we had lately I would hope they be growing beans all summer. Or can someone suggest a better type of seed or bean I should use in my attempts?
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