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Goldilocks

By: RogerPublished: 04/15/2002
 
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    To Quote Tom T. Hall: (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (04.15.2002 4:06:49 PM EST)

    I like beer. It makes me a jolly good fellow...
    I like beer. It helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow...
    Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much, and vodka puts my mouth in gear...
    Aw, this little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I love beer...

    The Power Of Beer (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (04.15.2002 1:28:47 PM EST)

    You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
    -- Dean Martin

    I drink to make other people interesting.
    -- George Jean Nathan

    Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
    -- Kaiser Wilhelm

    The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
    -- Humphrey Bogart

    Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
    -- Benjamin Franklin

    24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

    Poor Goldi (0 replies)
    started by roostercogburn
    (04.15.2002 10:28:03 AM EST)

    One beer
    Two beer
    Three beer
    FLOOR

    Hey a cheap date. (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (04.15.2002 9:10:42 AM EST)


    Somebody has been sleeping in my bar.

    And the... (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (04.15.2002 6:29:09 AM EST)

    third beer was just right!

    Next up....... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (04.15.2002 4:01:45 AM EST)

    Papa bear walks into the bar and takes advantage of the situation.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Who's Been Drinking My Beer ? (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (04.15.2002 2:28:23 AM EST)

    and she can sleep in my bed anytime !

    Thanks for the 1 goofball vote (2 replies)
    started by roger
    (04.15.2002 0:18:01 AM EST)


    whoever you are.. LMAO..

    The voting system here is about as useless as tits on a nun.

    Back to the cartoon. My wife is like this... 3 beers and she starts slurring her words. I on the other hand am slacking off if there's only 3 beers left in a case when I get done.


    Just protecting my sheep

    Fairy Tale (0 replies)  
    started by nakedcanuck
    (04.15.2002 0:13:44 AM EST)


    Someone's gonna be sleeping in my bed.

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

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