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To Quote Tom T. Hall:
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started by
thegrandpatron
(04.15.2002 4:06:49 PM EST)
I like beer. It makes me a jolly good fellow...
I like beer. It helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow...
Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much, and vodka puts my mouth in gear...
Aw, this little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I love beer...
The Power Of Beer
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started by
acidinterval
(04.15.2002 1:28:47 PM EST)
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
-- Dean Martin
I drink to make other people interesting.
-- George Jean Nathan
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
-- Kaiser Wilhelm
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
-- Humphrey Bogart
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-- Benjamin Franklin
Poor Goldi
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started by
roostercogburn
(04.15.2002 10:28:03 AM EST)
One beer
Two beer
Three beer
FLOOR
The voting system here is about as useless as tits on a nun.
Back to the cartoon. My wife is like this... 3 beers and she starts slurring her words. I on the other hand am slacking off if there's only 3 beers left in a case when I get done.
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
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