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Stimulating Conversation

By: RogerPublished: 04/18/2002
 
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    That's one helluva (1 reply)
    started by shawndiaz
    (04.18.2002 6:46:39 PM EST)
    way to mix drinks

    Just drinkin' an chillin'

    I love a woman (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (04.18.2002 8:54:41 AM EST)

    Who can handle her own foreplay.
    J/K goofgals

    Old Saying goes... (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (04.18.2002 5:24:25 AM EST)
    Where is it? If it where up your ass kicking footballs youd know it.

    I hear..... (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (04.18.2002 4:27:34 AM EST)
    The clacking of teeth.

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    It's a nokia phone .... (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (04.18.2002 3:11:36 AM EST)
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    She got it where? (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (04.18.2002 2:48:47 AM EST)
    at a garage sale last week.. lol j/k

    in her front pocket? or back pocket?

    "If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?". -- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

    Very interesting (0 replies)
    started by seaweedy
    (04.18.2002 0:59:29 AM EST)
    I wonder where she put it? I hope she can find it when she needs it. Maybe I better go to her place and help her find it. Here I go...
    Well (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (04.18.2002 0:44:12 AM EST)

    I don't think it's out in her car, do you?

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