BUSH: "First of all, Cinco de Mayo is not the independence day. That's dieciseis de Septiembre, and ..." MATTHEWS: "What's that in English?" BUSH: "Fifteenth of September." (Dieciseis de Septiembre = Sept. 16)-Hardball, MSNBC, May 31, 2000
Random Quote
"It's basically the same, just darker." — Alan Kulwicki, stock car racer, on racing Saturday nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons (1991)
Snapple Facts
#87 A mile on the ocean and a mile on land are not the same distance.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
One Liners
Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday
....than both mad. At least this way one of you had a good time.
Looks like.....
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tjshere
(04.21.2002 8:48:28 AM EST)
Wifey would prefer a night out...or in... with the girls anyway.
Damn, you're on quite a submission roll here, Rog. ^5 to ya.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
well..
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started by
shawndiaz
(04.21.2002 7:30:04 AM EST)
he had to make up for the pain and suffering some how
Damn Wife..
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started by
acidinterval
(04.21.2002 4:54:13 AM EST)
has to spoile everything.... even the honey moon.
"The Wife"
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started by
marvin
(04.21.2002 2:24:01 AM EST)
how very possesive.
She looks like
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roger
(04.21.2002 0:22:26 AM EST)
she stays pretty angry all the dang time.
Just protecting my sheep
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