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#53 The average women consumes 6lbs of lipstick in her lifetime.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world
One Liners
Q. What was Ted Bundy's last job in prison? A. Conductor.
It's a metaphor
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started by
thegrandpatron
(04.22.2002 8:45:30 AM EST)
Religious freaks wanting something with a large mouth, to catch and release.
Whats his secret you ask.
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started by
proverbialchump
(04.22.2002 7:41:35 AM EST)
He's using a Red Devil Lure no. 666, with a little frankincense and mur on it.
Hmmmmm
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started by
marvin
(04.22.2002 3:08:49 AM EST)
something is just not right here. Gotta love those ray bans though !
Hmmmmm
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started by
tjshere
(04.22.2002 2:43:37 AM EST)
We seem to have a big mouth theme running here today.
I wonder if Jesus realizes what that fish smells like?
kinda like the ones TJ uses on all the goof girls.
Just protecting my sheep
Must be blessed!
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started by
luvly1
(04.22.2002 0:24:50 AM EST)
I don't care how he catches the fish!...I want ins on how he turns the water into wine!....LOL!
Now that would come in hady!
Cool toon Rog!
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