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Stir Fry Suicide

By: RogerPublished: 04/23/2002
 
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Boy, that chef is very sensitive to criticism of his food.

Stir Fry Suicide

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    Innards!! (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (04.24.2002 1:56:15 AM EST)

    Now i know what the mystery ingrediants are.

    Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

    Looks like.. (0 replies)
    started by shawndiaz
    (04.23.2002 1:28:08 PM EST)

    It's a kidney pie for dessert

    Dumb Ass Cheif (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (04.23.2002 9:38:01 AM EST)

    I asked for Liver.

    For the first time (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (04.23.2002 3:10:47 AM EST)

    you wont be wondering if that was cat rather than chicken.

    Wow (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (04.23.2002 2:49:26 AM EST)

    Must be Saint Bernard night.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    You likee gutsy?? (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (04.23.2002 0:11:39 AM EST)

    me havea gutsy for you


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