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You didnt happen...
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started by
proverbialchump
(04.24.2002 6:24:24 PM EST)
to get that color off that slow moving vehicle plate, did you?
He was guilty
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started by
marvin
(04.24.2002 1:37:23 PM EST)
his hay mounds resembled the breasts of a woman! Oh the shame! Hahahahahahahahaha
Hey Officer....
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started by
thegrandpatron
(04.24.2002 8:09:17 AM EST)
...I saw who did it.
It was a:
white dude,
with a scraggily beard,
Black Boots,
Black Hat,
Black Pants,
Light Blue Shirt,
He talked kind of goofy,
and drove a Black wooden carriage pulled by a Horse.
I see now...
(1 reply)
started by
shawndiaz
(04.24.2002 7:24:50 AM EST)
why they call it a pitchfork!
Waaaahahahahaaaaaaa!
Hahahaha
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started by
tjshere
(04.24.2002 3:52:45 AM EST)
Just before he threw the pitchfork, Hans was heard to say, "Thou art a mofo!!"
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Guess who...
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started by
acidinterval
(04.24.2002 2:03:27 AM EST)
lost the "amish rake fight"?
"Yup. He had a beard and looked a lot like... Joseph."
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
This is Missouri!
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started by
luvly1
(04.24.2002 0:25:36 AM EST)
I love it!...LMAO!....They ride down the highways here, and God bless them, they are always being run over by semis!
I guess it's tragic that they have thier drive bys too!
LMAO!
^5 Roger!
Too funny!
YEAH!!!
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  started by
roger
(04.24.2002 0:15:17 AM EST)
and FORK you too.
Just protecting my sheep
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