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Amish Drive By

By: RogerPublished: 04/24/2002
 
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It's a rare happening in Amish country but when it does, it's gruesome.

Amish Drive By

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    You didnt happen... (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (04.24.2002 6:24:24 PM EST)

    to get that color off that slow moving vehicle plate, did you?

    He was guilty (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (04.24.2002 1:37:23 PM EST)

    his hay mounds resembled the breasts of a woman! Oh the shame! Hahahahahahahahaha

    Hey Officer.... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (04.24.2002 8:09:17 AM EST)

    ...I saw who did it.
    It was a:
    white dude,
    with a scraggily beard,
    Black Boots,
    Black Hat,
    Black Pants,
    Light Blue Shirt,
    He talked kind of goofy,
    and drove a Black wooden carriage pulled by a Horse.

    I see now... (1 reply)
    started by shawndiaz
    (04.24.2002 7:24:50 AM EST)

    why they call it a pitchfork!
    Waaaahahahahaaaaaaa!

    Hahahaha (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (04.24.2002 3:52:45 AM EST)

    Just before he threw the pitchfork, Hans was heard to say, "Thou art a mofo!!"

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Guess who... (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (04.24.2002 2:03:27 AM EST)

    lost the "amish rake fight"?

    ^5 Roger "fork you"

    the get run over in Iowa to Luvly

    Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

    Amish Police (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (04.24.2002 1:42:24 AM EST)


    "Did you see the guy that did it?"

    "Yup. He had a beard and looked a lot like... Joseph."

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    This is Missouri! (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (04.24.2002 0:25:36 AM EST)

    I love it!...LMAO!....They ride down the highways here, and God bless them, they are always being run over by semis!

    I guess it's tragic that they have thier drive bys too!

    LMAO!

    ^5 Roger!

    Too funny!

    YEAH!!! (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (04.24.2002 0:15:17 AM EST)


    and FORK you too.


    Just protecting my sheep

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