"Maybe between the time I left Camp David and here I'll learn more."—Bush, speaking to reporters after returning from Camp David Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "Remarks on Returning From CampDavid, Maryland, and an Exchange with Reporters," March 23, 2003
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"I must be getting old because nowadays I find I'm more interested in the food I eat than in th girl who serves it." — John Steinbeck
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Q: What do you call Raggedy Ann laying in the dirt with a rock in her mouth? A: A dirty cotton rock sucker
When you dont...
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proverbialchump
(04.25.2002 1:54:22 AM EST)
remember the guys name in the mirror anymore, worry. Thats when part-timers disease, is starting to kick in.
I also reads..
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acidinterval
(04.25.2002 1:29:27 AM EST)
If you have to put your nose on the mirror to read this your OLD, get some glasses..
Oh Yeah!
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started by
luvly1
(04.25.2002 0:33:07 AM EST)
And I don't think we're talking about the average male here!
The average would have been "much more overweight"....LMAO!
On a possitive note, you age like a fine wine!
Mellowed & full bodied!
I'll drink to that!
Chi Chi!
Cute toon Roger!
Very cute!
An object in a mirror
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roger
(04.25.2002 0:10:06 AM EST)
You know, when I think about it... all my life that's all I've ever been, just an object in a mirror. Sometimes I wonder if the guy in the mirror is the one leading my life and I'm the reflection.
Wonder if that bastard screwed Nancy Mayhew back in the 7th grade. I sure didn't.
Just protecting my sheep
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Many species of bird copulate in the air. In general, a couple will fly to a very high altitude, and then drop. During their descent, the birds mate. Sometimes the couple gets too involved and SPLAT!
