"A year ago, I did give the speech from the carrier, saying that we had achieved an important objective, that we'd accomplished a mission, which was the removal of Saddam Hussein. And as a result, there are no longer torture chambers or rape rooms or mass graves in Iraq." Bush, remarks in the Rose Garden, April 30, 2004
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Yo Mama ...
is like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow.
One Liners
Q: How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb? A: You don't know, maaan! You weren't there!
They always did...
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started by
shawndiaz
(04.30.2002 2:06:36 PM EST)
look that way when they came back out too!
An old joke:
What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese
Yikes!
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started by
luvly1
(04.30.2002 12:28:40 PM EST)
No wonder I can't eat the things!
Oh my... I don't feel very well now....
If those are nuggets,
I DON"T WANNA KNOW WHAT THE "BIG MAC" is!!!!!!
hahahaha!
Do you think....
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started by
harrymonkbubble
(04.30.2002 8:58:17 AM EST)
....Ronnie comes back later to whip up a fresh batch of 'secret recipe sauce'?
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