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maybe..
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started by
acidinterval
(04.08.2002 10:05:15 PM EST)
it crossed the road not knowing it was crossing the road, because it's head had just ben chopped off with an axe.
oh yeah.....
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started by
dtahellyeah
(04.08.2002 5:47:06 AM EST)
why did the pervert cross the road?
cause his dick was stuck in the chicken.
Oh well.......
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started by
tjshere
(04.08.2002 4:03:23 AM EST)
At least he made it to the other side.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Roadkill Dinner
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started by
marvin
(04.08.2002 2:22:54 AM EST)
there wasn't much left to bury.
kinda...
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started by
jonauc99
(04.08.2002 0:03:10 AM EST)
funny.... i guess...
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