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You Want Fries With That?

By: RogerPublished: 04/11/2002
 
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Somehow, I think they'll pass on the French fries.

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    Is it still.. (1 reply)
    started by acidinterval
    (04.11.2002 10:13:09 AM EST)

    canabilism if a vegetable eats vegetables ?

    ^5 Roger.. this spuds for you

    experience! its what you get when you dont get what you want

    Potato - Potatoe (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (04.11.2002 7:30:53 AM EST)


    A friend told me once, that to get the girls attention at the beach I should put a potato in my swim trunks. So I thought what the hell I try it.

    I couldn't get one girl to even talk to me. So I went back to my so called friend and chewed his ass out for the bad advice.

    He said, "No Patron, you put the potato in the front, not the back".

    I think... (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (04.11.2002 6:32:25 AM EST)

    their son is on drugs, he looks like he is twice baked.

    LOL ! (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (04.11.2002 3:55:34 AM EST)

    I hope they eat a lot. I love stuffed potatoes. *groan*

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    wow... (0 replies)
    started by dtahellyeah
    (04.11.2002 3:13:29 AM EST)

    i am just totaly impressd they heard that so clearly.

    But you can trust ME Don't Trust Anyone

    When watching TV (1 reply)
    started by marvin
    (04.11.2002 2:02:29 AM EST)

    are they "couch humans" ?

    That's a devastating question. (1 reply)
    started by kweenbee
    (04.11.2002 1:09:18 AM EST)

    Some asshole gave you a '1' vote. I'll vote a ^5

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Dud Spuds (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (04.11.2002 1:07:41 AM EST)


    From the agricultural horror flick: "Vegetables have Feelings, too."

    The Naked Canuck
    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
    They just have to ask (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (04.11.2002 0:06:06 AM EST)


    You can order a hamburger and they say, "you want cheese on that?" Hell, I know the difference between a hamburger and a cheeseburger, give me what I ordered.


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