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is so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.
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Q: How do you turn a city girl into a cotton picker? A: Cut her tampon string.
and the head bone's connected to the neck bone and the neck bone's connected to the back bone, the back bone's connected to the butt bone and hear the word of the Lord.
Them bones them bones them dry bones
oh yeah
Just protecting my sheep
Too bad.
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kweenbee
(04.11.2003 0:34:14 AM EST)
Tyrannical regimes are everywhere. It's a shame. Good one, PJ.
Awesome!
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joeythebrick
(04.10.2003 8:50:44 AM EST)
This guy has been amazing. Hopefully he is somewhere under an Abrams tank right about now...
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