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Dr Seuss's New Book

By: robnoxiousPublished: 03/02/2004
 
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Celebrating Dr Seuss's 100th birthday Random House Books has released a book that Dr Seuss never wanted the kids to read.

Editor's Note: March 2nd 2004 is Dr Seuss's 100th birthday.

Dr Seuss's New Book

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