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Wow.
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oliveoyl0902
(09.19.2000 11:20:21 PM EST)
The story below is one of the saddest I have ever heard. My condolences to your friend.
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amsterdamn smallness
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.29.2000 11:09:10 PM EST)
Let's start of by saying know how most trips to amsterdamn are crazy? well let's say this guy "Steve" and his wife "Caroll". They decided to take a trip to Amsterdamn, Steve and his wife liked sexual things and they were looking for new ways to make there sex life better. So they went and they decided to see 26 guys screw one girl so they went. After they guys did the girl they were looking for a female to get done by 2 of there men so of course Carroll got picked and went up and they secrewed her so they asked Steve to come up and screw her he pulled his pants down and they laughed there asses off at him cause his dick was only 4 inches with a boner in lenght.
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