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Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
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George W. Bush |
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"In an economic recession, I'd rather that in order to get out of this recession, that the people be spending their money, not the government trying to figure out how to spend the people's money." - Tampa, Fla., Feb. 16, 2004
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"There's just no such thing as truth when it comes to him. He just says whatever sounds good and worries about it after the election."
— Presidential candidate Bill Clinton describing his opponent, George Bush (Quoted in the American Spectator, 10/28/92)
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Snapple Facts |
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#33 Termites eat through wood two times faster when listening to rock music!.
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Yo Mama ... |
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... is so fat, She jumped in the ocean, and the whales started singing, "We are family!"
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One Liners |
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Q. Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
A. Everyone has the same DNA.
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