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Don't Be Home Late

By: PhantomPublished: 04/03/1999
 
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With this momma waiting for you when you walk in, you better have been on good behavior.

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ok (0 replies)
started by bigjohn2
(05.04.2003 8:48:01 PM EST)

seen it before..

I thin line between love & hate! (0 replies)
started by luvly1
(05.29.2002 5:42:48 PM EST)

Well, well!

Now that's hateful thing!

that's pretty good (0 replies)  
started by rook30505
(10.24.2000 11:23:46 PM EST)

you'd have to come with in full riot gear.

"You da best he-bitch in my man-stable.If I had 2 more manginas like you,I'd be a millionare"

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