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Q: What's the difference between light and hard? A: You can sleep with a light on.
hello my love
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(01.28.2001 6:15:13 AM EST)
chou? chou raeyak fina ;)
Remember the days...
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started by
yusaku999
(10.29.2000 11:48:04 PM EST)
I think that anyone that's been on AOL had days like that. I hate my life.
You may refer to me as Emperor Jason.
http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/
It's not true! I swear!
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started by
Namdren
(08.24.2000 3:54:35 AM EST)
hehe, even I'm not THAT much of anerd IRL :P (spell my name backwards to get the mini-joke..)
- Namdren
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