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A Big Funeral

By: rogerPublished: 09/10/2002
 
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Well, I won't miss him, but I'm sure there are some women that will.

A Big Funeral

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    Title: Save money
    By: acidinterval
    Date: 09.10.2002 12:36 AM EST

    on a toumb stone.. Just carve his name on the lump sticking outta the ground.

    If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

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    on a toumb stone.. Just carve his name on the lump sticking outta the ground.

    If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.


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