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A Lasting Marriage

By: luvly1Published: 06/25/2007
 
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Oh it will last a little, but not as long as Big Red gum.

A Lasting Marriage

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    A Lasting Marriage? (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.29.2007 7:34:46 PM EST)


    How about a lasting cartoon?
    It's been 5 days people.

    And if she didn't like.... (0 replies)
    started by apeman0817
    (06.29.2007 6:31:23 PM EST)

    the wedding dress, it's o.k., in a few years she'll get another one.....

    Don't take life so seriously. You'll never make it out alive.

    Waaa hahahahaha (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.25.2007 9:59:58 PM EST)


    These two, crack me up.

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