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is so fat she put on is some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
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reminds me
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started by
roger
(10.30.2001 5:36:38 AM EST)
They put my mother off a plane in Chicago because she was knitting an Afghan.
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LMAO!!
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started by
obiwan
(10.30.2001 5:19:56 AM EST)
Bloody funny Divine!
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Yes
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started by
tjshere
(10.30.2001 3:31:12 AM EST)
Come in REAL close so you can get a better look.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
This is funny
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started by
roostercogburn
(10.30.2001 0:08:39 AM EST)
makes you wonder how many instructors they lost flying planes into buildings. You guys just watch this shit.
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