"First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill."—Bush, speaking about terrorism and poverty Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "The President's News Conference WithPresident Macapagal-Arroyo of the Philippines," May 26, 2003
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"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." — Roseanne, Comedian
Snapple Facts
#218 A jackrabbit can travel more than 12 feet in one hop.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly that when she looks at a glass of milk it turns to cheese.
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a woman and a coffin? A: You come in one and go in the other.
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
Goofball Facts
S.O.S. doesn't stand for "Save Our Ship" or "Save Our Souls" -- It was just chosen by an 1908international conference on Morse Code because the letters S and O were easy to remember and just about anyone could key it and read it, S =dot dot dot, O = dash dash dash..
