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Annoying Sales Calls

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 07/31/2003
 
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    thats right (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (07.31.2003 4:23:20 PM EST)

    they can bug the hell out of you

    Yeah well.... (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (07.31.2003 1:48:20 AM EST)

    that's what my caller ID is for... ;-)

    Touche!

    Luv the ironny here SW.

    ^5

    Most of that will end (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (07.31.2003 0:12:20 AM EST)


    here shortly.

    and it's about GD time.

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