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Another Dumb Pick-Up Line

By: rogerPublished: 12/07/2002
 
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Would love to hear the wife's real opinion.

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    ut ohhh (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (12.07.2002 1:16:10 PM EST)

    his wife's going for her third charcoal briquette... those things really fill you up


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    Killers are silent

    OK (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.07.2002 9:31:19 AM EST)

    You're ugly too.

    LMAO @ this one! Goofballs to ya, redneck!

    My schween is small, but my tongue is mighty!
    pretty snazzy, huh?

    Is that Dr. Laura's husband? (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (12.07.2002 6:58:27 AM EST)

    I think she said "Have a great day".
    Pull that toupee out of your ears, Man!

    Oh yeah, well... (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (12.07.2002 6:50:16 AM EST)

    the rest of the party seems to think that your wife is a lousy lay, whats that telling ya, pal.

    I disagree with Luvy (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (12.07.2002 0:57:29 AM EST)

    It's a unique approach. ^5 buddy.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    I'd say the wife's opinion is... (0 replies)  
    started by luvly1
    (12.07.2002 0:28:29 AM EST)

    that if he were such a great lay he wouldn't be asking for anyones opinion!

    Nice try though.

    Love the post Rog

    ^5

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