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Another Dumb Pick-Up Line

By: rogerPublished: 12/07/2002
 
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Would love to hear the wife's real opinion.

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    Title: I'd say the wife's opinion is...
    By: luvly1
    Date: 12.07.2002 12:28 AM EST

    that if he were such a great lay he wouldn't be asking for anyones opinion!

    Nice try though.

    Love the post Rog

    ^5

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    I'd say the wife's opinion is...    
    started by luvly1
    (12.07.2002 0:28:29 AM EST)

    that if he were such a great lay he wouldn't be asking for anyones opinion!

    Nice try though.

    Love the post Rog

    ^5


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