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Another Dumb Pick-Up Line

By: rogerPublished: 12/07/2002
 
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Would love to hear the wife's real opinion.

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    Title: Oh yeah, well...
    By: proverbialchump
    Date: 12.07.2002 6:50 AM EST

    the rest of the party seems to think that your wife is a lousy lay, whats that telling ya, pal.

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    the rest of the party seems to think that your wife is a lousy lay, whats that telling ya, pal.


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