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Another Pick-up Line

By: thecriticPublished: 08/24/2002
 
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I would have just mentioned the Mercedes.

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    No comment award here (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (08.24.2003 5:48:09 PM EST)


    Nothing really stands out

    Quite an improvement (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (08.24.2002 11:14:08 AM EST)

    In my day we had to use splints.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    That makes for... (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (08.24.2002 7:01:28 AM EST)

    stiff competition.

    He'd stand more chance (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (08.24.2002 4:37:48 AM EST)

    slipping something in her drink.

    I just want (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (08.24.2002 1:05:42 AM EST)

    The keys to that trunk. ^5

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Nobody in chat tonight Big Dud? (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (08.24.2002 0:25:00 AM EST)


    Whatever you do don't post a message asking 'em to come... they'll stay away for sure.

    Later loser

    Oh and plus 5 to the Critic... hahahahaha


    Just protecting my sheep

    Is this a slam on Roger? (5 replies)  
    started by bigdadlong
    (08.24.2002 0:19:28 AM EST)

    If not, it should have been.

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