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Barber Shop

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 11/09/2002
 
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I'd like to know how he'd part it any other way.

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    just cut them off (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (11.10.2002 2:10:54 PM EST)
    it'll be better for everybody involved


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    Somehow (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.09.2002 0:53:18 AM EST)
    I'll get even with that damn goat-roper for the preceding remark. Not that I can argue with his point. LOL

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    started by thecritic
    (11.09.2002 0:12:05 AM EST)

    TJ comes to mind

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