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is so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
One Liners
Q. Where do you find a dog with no legs? A. Right where you left him.
How do you get pictures to show?
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(07.24.2000 10:37:39 PM EST)
Every time I want to see a picture, audio and visual or jokes, they don't show up. Why not? Does it have to do with my parental controls?
SHIT
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started by
joektheperv
(07.21.2000 0:25:08 AM EST)
I don't know about all you other people, that must have been the dog's shit from about a week and a half! That's nasty...not funny at all
Me too
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started by
geckoking
(07.20.2000 8:57:08 AM EST)
Me too...
lame
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started by
bat
(07.20.2000 7:58:05 AM EST)
I am gtting sleepy from this boring ass crap
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