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Big Drink

By: AnonymousPublished: 06/22/2000
 
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Are you trying to get me drunk?

Big Drink

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Get em Drunk (0 replies)
started by wimpyherring
(06.30.2000 6:40:14 PM EST)

Liquor in the front and Poker in the rear

Hey PK... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(06.22.2000 10:44:25 PM EST)

...under the table, under the desk, as long as you're not underage!



helllll yea (1 reply)
started by showboat
(06.22.2000 10:31:46 PM EST)

Every Woman is at least 1 drink away to sleep with anyone.....

NudistLover

METAL (0 replies)
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(06.22.2000 8:41:25 PM EST)

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Uhhh bartender the lady will have a double (0 replies)
started by AlphaGore
(06.22.2000 5:19:23 PM EST)

That is exactly where I want you.....under the table.

Hey all... (0 replies)
started by KaOz
(06.22.2000 3:22:08 PM EST)

My name is Giancarlo. 17/M/Toronto... contact me if you wanna chat.

Ciao.

"It is better to be hated for something that you do, then to be hated for something that you do not do". - Kendra Jade (Female Porn Star)

Usually... (1 reply)
started by misspk
(06.22.2000 10:58:46 AM EST)

...two drinks and I lose all inhibitions, I think this one would put me under the table! *hic*

*wink,giggle,blush*

drink up baby (0 replies)  
started by Roger
(06.22.2000 0:58:16 AM EST)

It's paid for...

hahahaha

Let's ROCK!!

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