"And so, in my State of the - my State of the Union - or state - my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation - I asked Americans to give 4,000 years - 4,000 hours over the next - the rest of your life - of service to America. That's what I asked - 4,000 hours." - Bridgeport, Conn., April 9, 2002
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"There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964." — singer Roger Daltry
Snapple Facts
#66 Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza a day.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
One Liners
Q. How do crazy people go through the forest? A. They take the psycho path.
Duck balls
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tjshere
(12.15.2001 12:01:26 PM EST)
Tennis anyone?
Never fear.....TJ's here!
My ex-wife...
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started by
roostercogburn
(12.15.2001 4:40:42 AM EST)
uses a blow dryer just like that to dry the rent receipt.
Not quite
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started by
marvin
(12.15.2001 2:41:42 AM EST)
what I was expecting to see here ! LOL
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