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Broken Coffee Maker

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 05/04/2002
 
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    I agree with Roger (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (05.05.2002 1:35:51 PM EST)

    I've had like one cup of coffee in my life, I hate the stuff...with my health in the condition it's in now, I'm supposed to have as little caffeine as possible anyways, but before when I needed that wake-up jolt I'd just take caffeine pills, mini-thins, stackers... or drink an energy drink, or when all else failed, just bomb some crank...good old methamphetamines


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    Killers are silent

    Hahahaha (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (05.04.2002 11:47:21 AM EST)

    That's exactly what I look like when I'm driving. LOL

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    When that happens... (0 replies)
    started by bigswifty
    (05.04.2002 9:09:38 AM EST)

    I just grind up the beans and snort them!

    Is that... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.04.2002 8:14:52 AM EST)

    ...Virtualjul talking to Robnoxious?
    hahahaha

    I'm not alive (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (05.04.2002 3:58:14 AM EST)

    without something warm and wet in my mouth .... that includes coffee !

    I can't stand coffee (1 reply)  
    started by roger
    (05.04.2002 0:13:43 AM EST)


    Unlike Nathonbomb I don't want anything hot and wet in my mouth.



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