"It is time to set aside the old partisan bickering and finger-pointing and name-calling that comes from freeing parents to make different choices for their children." -George W. Bush, on "parental empowerment in education," April 12, 2001
Random Quote
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." — Barbara Bush, former U.S. First Lady
Snapple Facts
#9 The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
One Liners
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Quick Joke
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It's a beautiful day...now watch some asshole go fuck it up.
I tried doing good, but good's not too good for me.
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