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    mmm (0 replies)
    started by stupidfuck
    (12.27.2000 6:01:00 PM EST)

    i love animals.....they're de-fuckin-licious!

    jumpinjeezuzonafrigginpogostick!

    mmm (0 replies)
    started by stupidfuck
    (12.27.2000 6:00:53 PM EST)

    i love animals.....they're de-fuckin-licious!

    jumpinjeezuzonafrigginpogostick!

    Yuck! (0 replies)
    started by dickybird
    (12.03.2000 3:00:27 PM EST)

    Hate to say it, but I think cats are cool creatures, so I find this offensive - but it is funny in a very sick way.....

    hmm... (0 replies)
    started by oxbrain
    (12.02.2000 5:17:58 PM EST)

    I usually just shave a pussy before I eat it.

    "They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more. And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"

    Wait a minute. (0 replies)
    started by JohnnyKatoom
    (12.02.2000 8:24:34 AM EST)

    You have got to skin them first, then baste with kikomann's, and tenderize. I learned that from working in a Chinese restaurant.
    Cat are yumalicious.

    eeeeewww (0 replies)
    started by StreetImperial
    (12.02.2000 3:31:27 AM EST)

    the dripping blood is an excellent detail.

    I Try Doin' Good But good'z not too good for me... It's a beautiful day...now watch some asshole go fuck it up.

    Bluuuuuuuuuuuuurch!! (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (12.02.2000 0:36:49 AM EST)


    Man, that's gross! You gotta skin 'em, and gut 'em, and roast 'em, and baste'em with BBQ sauce!



    Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

    better get help (0 replies)
    started by loellke1
    (10.17.2000 0:33:25 AM EST)

    sick

    il gatto (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (09.27.2000 7:15:08 PM EST)

    ti voglio bene

    yum (0 replies)  
    started by kdebonair
    (09.18.2000 10:34:13 PM EST)

    for once in my life, I can think of nothing witty to respond with.

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