"There may be some tough times here in America. But this country has gone through tough times before, and we're going to do it again." - Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002
Random Quote
"It's like when I guy a horse. I don't want a thick neck and short legs." — Mickey Rourke, describing what he wants in a woman
Snapple Facts
#65 A one-day weather forecast requires about 10 billion math calculations.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
One Liners
Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit? A. Tame way, unique up on it.
You must register to participate in this discussion.
mmm
(0 replies)
started by
stupidfuck
(12.27.2000 6:01:00 PM EST)
i love animals.....they're de-fuckin-licious!
jumpinjeezuzonafrigginpogostick!
mmm
(0 replies)
started by
stupidfuck
(12.27.2000 6:00:53 PM EST)
i love animals.....they're de-fuckin-licious!
jumpinjeezuzonafrigginpogostick!
Yuck!
(0 replies)
started by
dickybird
(12.03.2000 3:00:27 PM EST)
Hate to say it, but I think cats are cool creatures, so I find this offensive - but it is funny in a very sick way.....
hmm...
(0 replies)
started by
oxbrain
(12.02.2000 5:17:58 PM EST)
I usually just shave a pussy before I eat it.
"They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more.
And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"
Wait a minute.
(0 replies)
started by
JohnnyKatoom
(12.02.2000 8:24:34 AM EST)
You have got to skin them first, then baste with kikomann's, and tenderize. I learned that from working in a Chinese restaurant.
Cat are yumalicious.
eeeeewww
(0 replies)
started by
StreetImperial
(12.02.2000 3:31:27 AM EST)
the dripping blood is an excellent detail.
I Try Doin' Good But good'z not too good for me... It's a beautiful day...now watch some asshole go fuck it up.
il gatto
(0 replies)
started by
Anonymous Goofball
(09.27.2000 7:15:08 PM EST)
ti voglio bene
yum
(0 replies)
started by
kdebonair
(09.18.2000 10:34:13 PM EST)
for once in my life, I can think of nothing witty to respond with.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger.
Comedy is when you fall into a sewer and die.
-Mel Brooks
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
