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!st degree Robbery
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started by
h8suall
(07.19.2000 9:22:46 AM EST)
I thought the Far side was great. Goofball you bunch of crooks. Putting your stamp on anothers work.
rip off
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started by
bigdaddygoob
(07.18.2000 2:23:55 PM EST)
I still think it was funny, but gimme a break!!! Ripping off the Far Side? One of THE classics of twisted humor???
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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol
Rip off
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started by
some1dude
(07.18.2000 1:33:29 AM EST)
it sucked in the first place but now your just copying other peoples crap... i hope you got permission
pretty good
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started by
nexx
(07.18.2000 1:25:41 AM EST)
that got a chuckle...:)
Wassup!!!
This is a good way...
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started by
samuelk
(07.17.2000 9:40:22 AM EST)
to get a letter from Gary Larson's lawyers. He's pretty nice about it, but it's copyright infringement nonetheless.
ripoff
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started by
yarballs
(07.17.2000 2:51:43 AM EST)
If you use someones work, atleast credit the author. Larson rules
MY DASHBOARD PLASTIC JESUS SAYS YOUR GONNA BURN IN HELL
1st
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started by
deeznutz
(07.17.2000 0:12:14 AM EST)
what the fuck is cat fud
deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!
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