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Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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George W. Bush |
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"I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class, I think we should knock down the tollbooth."-Nashua, N.H., as quoted in the New York Times, Feb. 1, 2000
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Random Quote |
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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
— Vice President Dan Quayle
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Snapple Facts |
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#104 There are more then 30,000 diets on public record.
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Yo Mama ... |
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is so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
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One Liners |
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house?
A: Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway!
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Quick Joke |
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Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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