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Cell Phone Driving

By: rogerPublished: 07/13/2002
 
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Not quite an eye witness, but it'll have to do.

Cell Phone Driving

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    That's as bad as some of us here (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (07.15.2002 9:04:38 PM EST)

    Who have no other life than the puter.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    just another.... (0 replies)
    started by hyenasmirk
    (07.14.2002 4:04:59 PM EST)

    fucking jersey driver. ugh...

    "hang the phone up you skank!"

    "We pursue that, which retreats from us"

    Cell phones are great... (0 replies)
    started by proverbialchump
    (07.13.2002 8:25:54 AM EST)

    for when those back seat drivers can't be with you.

    Personally, I finally got rid of the chump tracker.

    Not his fault officer (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (07.13.2002 2:47:15 AM EST)

    I never heard him break so the other guy must have come from nowhere !

    Officer Bubble would let the guy off for a BJ, ya reckon ?

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