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Personally, I finally got rid of the chump tracker.
Not his fault officer
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marvin
(07.13.2002 2:47:15 AM EST)
I never heard him break so the other guy must have come from nowhere !
Officer Bubble would let the guy off for a BJ, ya reckon ?
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