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heehhehehe
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started by
kweenbee
(09.22.2002 0:33:56 AM EST)
Nope, not Luvly. She's not a blonde.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
I think ......
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started by
thegrandpatron
(09.19.2002 9:15:36 AM EST)
the two she killed, were Hillery and Janet Reno.....and I think that Billy boy was wanking off watching them two go at it.
or maybe that was just a dream I had.
Now why ....
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started by
marvin
(09.19.2002 4:28:14 AM EST)
have I not seen this on the MB starring our one and only car crasher herself ? LOL
5^ buddy
Uh-oh
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started by
tjshere
(09.19.2002 3:27:19 AM EST)
I hope that isn't a long-distance call she's making or those people are gonna be really upset.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
HaHaHa
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started by
acidinterval
(09.19.2002 2:00:11 AM EST)
Roger you crack me up!!
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
