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By: sleepwalker2000Published: 11/28/2005
 
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What junior wants.

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    Not that I blame Santa (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.28.2005 10:57:18 AM EST)


    I'd have to get plastered in order to deal with all those little bastards, too.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Yeah, good idea (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.28.2005 10:56:19 AM EST)


    It sure beats having to sit there on his lap and smell his reeking booze breath.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    uhmm (0 replies)  
    started by leadj
    (11.28.2005 0:23:02 AM EST)

    or mine

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