"And out of the evil done to America is going to come a more peaceful world, and a more better America..." Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Welcome Ceremony," Oct. 22, 2002
"What does Clinton love to hear all the time? 'Would you like fries with that?'" David Letterman
#170 In 1878, the first telephone book ever issued contained only 50 names.
Yo Mama ...
has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.
Q. How do you stop a Taliban tank? A. Shoot the guys pushing it.
Bobby Knight found another job at Texas Tech he's qualified for.
(going after the throats of young boys)
(06.22.2005 3:55:14 AM EST)
I'd hate to get a loan just to buy a carton of cigarettes.
(06.22.2005 0:18:45 AM EST)
I'd hate to get a loan just to fill my car up
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Your Brain My f*cking brain does this to me all the time. ...