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    He Shoulda went (0 replies)
    started by cowetaguard
    (06.22.2005 9:42:04 AM EST)

    to DITECH

    Too old to Rock N' Roll Too young to die.

    It's good to see (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.22.2005 7:31:29 AM EST)


    Bobby Knight found another job at Texas Tech he's qualified for.
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    WOW (0 replies)
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    (06.22.2005 3:55:14 AM EST)


    I'd hate to get a loan just to buy a carton of cigarettes.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    WOW (2 replies)  
    started by thecritic
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    I'd hate to get a loan just to fill my car up

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