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#70 A "jiffy" is actually 1/100 of a second.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
One Liners
Q. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A. Nacho cheese.
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The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
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