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just tell her youre wearing it, unless shes a skank you picked up off the street, then wear one, and if she gets pregnant, if you leave town real quiet and quick no one will notice
damn condoms started by
BIGJOEL
(05.30.2000 1:16:26 AM EST)
just tell her youre wearing it, unless shes a skank you picked up off the street, then wear one, and if she gets pregnant, if you leave town real quiet and quick no one will notice
dumb ass by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.30.2000 2:13:17 PM EST)
you are so fucking stupid, if you had sex with a girl and get her pregnent she knows that your the father,
Who Cares? by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.23.2000 12:32:37 PM EST)
Just fuck the bitch. If she gets knocked up, so what? Serves her right for spreading her legs.
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