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Death Is A Bitch

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 07/06/2002
 
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Yeah, death's a bitch. (0 replies)
started by kweenbee
(07.08.2002 11:44:28 PM EST)

And that's after you married one and died.

Love the country, live to pee outside!

that's..... (0 replies)
started by hyenasmirk
(07.08.2002 3:38:00 AM EST)

... just kinda lame..... sorry it's kinda like sayin', "you got a match?" "yeah, your face and my..." ahh you get the point

"We pursue that, which retreats from us"

dead babies are crunchy (0 replies)
started by suicideking
(07.07.2002 0:58:50 AM EST)

pickles come in barrels..while I come in your ass


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Killers are silent

That's ...... (0 replies)
started by harrymonkbubble
(07.06.2002 10:31:52 AM EST)

.....a very paw cartoon try harder next time. Hahahahahaha

It just seems to be such an unlikely tail. Waaahahahahaha

Only kidding Sleepy. I'm just feeling very punny today. *Groan*

Marvin and Roger Suck Goats

Gee...... (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(07.06.2002 9:57:27 AM EST)

I sure hope she's been spayed.

Check out that tongue action!
Never fear.....TJ's here!

Death is a bitch? (0 replies)
started by proverbialchump
(07.06.2002 7:48:43 AM EST)

Oh I get it, and when you marry one, its a slow death.

I always ..... (0 replies)
started by thegrandpatron
(07.06.2002 7:48:09 AM EST)

.....wondered what my sister-in-law did for a living.

^5 for your first submission, congratulations ;-)

So where is Death ? (1 reply)
started by marvin
(07.06.2002 4:17:28 AM EST)

there's not much room in there for him.

Damit (0 replies)
started by acidinterval
(07.06.2002 1:57:46 AM EST)

your supposed to be mans bestfriend

Trust me, I'm not your type... I am not INFLATEABLE

On the chopping block (0 replies)
started by nakedcanuck
(07.06.2002 0:16:19 AM EST)


Well, it's the last thing you get to see...

The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Waaaa hahahaha (1 reply)  
started by skunkman
(07.06.2002 0:03:19 AM EST)

1st

Peeeeee Uuuuuuu

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