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Anonymous...
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SuicideKing
(06.04.2000 0:04:32 AM EST)
I suppose you're right...I'm first place loser though, that's gotta count for something right? :) Oh, it doesn't? Damn...**puts noose around neck**
First sucks because...
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started by
samuelk
(06.03.2000 11:18:27 AM EST)
Just think of the first guy to eat the poisoned mushrooms...
First is not always best...
Sam
this sux
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.03.2000 3:32:57 AM EST)
this bites
Bearer of Bad News
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.03.2000 1:15:47 AM EST)
Hey SuicideKing!! Second is just another way of saying FIRST PLACE LOSER!!!! MWAH HAH AHAHAHAHHA cough!
Parenting
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KiddShady
(06.03.2000 0:52:21 AM EST)
Shut your damn mouth you little bastard and eat this crap.
I Try Doing Good, But Good's Not Too Good For Me.
Second...way better than first..
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SuicideKing
(06.03.2000 0:33:04 AM EST)
I don't know how it's better, just rest assured it is...hehe...those people in the cartoon are both going to die!! :)
First
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Clarkie
(06.03.2000 0:13:56 AM EST)
yeah aha yep
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